Times with Tabitha

Tabitha held the door open for me as I came in. She immediately switched into the role of a hotel manager, welcoming me to the hotel. Explaining to me where I will be staying, she directed me to my bedroom:

"Just go down the stairs and turn left."

"You mean 'turn right'?"

"No! Turn.... oh, wait. Yeah, turn right. Here is a Poptart you can eat. If you want to watch some shows go down the stairs and turn right."

"You mean 'left,' not right?"

(smacks herself in the forehead....)

"Oh! Yeah! I mean left."

(sigh)

She pauses.

Then adds:

"Wow, Anna. You're so good at that left-right thing."

And promptly leaves the room.

-My 7 year old sister.